Thanks to Seinfeld, we’re all familiar with the unfortunate side effect a dip in the pool can have on a man’s penis. The cold water causes it shrivel up like a frightened turtle. But did you know lighting up after that sweet roll in the hay may have a similar, perhaps more permanent result? According to U.K.-based TCM Healthcare, which just released an infographic about the male appendage (arguably a homosexual’s favorite part), smoking may shrink your penis by up to one centimeter.
Apparently, the male orgasm lasts only six seconds (or thereabouts) and a teaspoon of the white stuff contains seven calories per serving. That’s good to know, particularly if dick sauce is a part of your daily diet. More on that in a later blog post, but in the meantime, check out this “personal touch” on a cocktail:
The infographic below is loaded with more odd facts. Some of it may be hard to swallow (imagine trying to get the biggest penis down your throat), but it’s interesting nonetheless.
4 thoughts on “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Penises”
Aside from the semen-infused cocktails (EW!), I found this to be very informative. Thanks!
As I always like to say, “Don’t knock it until you try it!” Ha ha!