Just because you’re a homosexual, that doesn’t mean your OkCupid profile has to produce a gag reflex. Lately, I’ve come across a few pics on Hinge that are so “gay,” and I could just barf from what I come across on Tinder.

See for yourself. Take a look at what’s popped up in my feeds recently. You’ll understand what I mean when I say there seems to be slim pickings in the homosexual dating scene. (Click on a picture to open up the gallery and scroll through the comments):

Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree! How lovely is your wiener?!

Where’s Waldo (1 of 4): Now here’s a guy that actually had more than one photo in his profile.

Where’s Waldo (2 of 4): He likes to travel!

Where’s Waldo (3 of 4): Apparently, he’s athletic!

Where’s Waldo (4 of 4): But he’s really just a face (no telling which one) in the crowd!

Well, this just brings out the pedophile in me.

What the hell is this?!

I like a guy who has character, but this guy’s a bit too animated.

I’m blinded by his beauty!

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo. Pick a homo and there you go.

Lie to me, Pinnochio! This guy is Asian. There’s no way he’s floatin’ anyone’s boat with a buoy that large.

I’ll give this guy marks for creativity, but seriously! If I wanted to see a headless shot, I’d log onto Grindr.